Twinkies, Twinkies Little Star

One of our coworkers use to run a little snack shop that we liked to call "Chubbie's Diner". He had all sorts of snacks like chips, corn nuts, candy, twinkies, oatmeal, granola bars, soda, water, beef jerkey, popcorn, etc. It was the place to be....if you wanted to be chubby. But anyways, "Mr. Whispers" sat next to the Diner along with the owner and one day "Mr. Anger Management" came by for a snack. We were a little surprised to see him stop by cuz he had been spouting off for the past few weeks about how he's on a diet for his wedding so he can be all sexy and what not. Well, he was shopping around for snacks and ended up grabbing some twinkies to munch on. Twinkies aren't exactly the healthiest food now. So Mr. Whispers sarcastically says "Aren't you supposed to be on a diet?"

"What? Why do you care?!?!?!?!"

"I was just asking since you don't want to go out and eat anymore. I thought those twinkies might sidetrack you."

"I can eat anything I want, when I want!!!!!!!!!!"

Mr. Whispers chuckled and said "Oh, I was just sayin'......"

"I don't need you to be watching what I eat. I can do whatever I want. It's my life!!!!!! Damn, you're worse than my Mom and my fiance`!!!!!"

And in his rage, Mr. Anger Management took off from the store with the twinkies in hand. He forgot to pay that day.

But he did come back the same week to pay off his debt and even included a little tip. And I think he grabbed a couple more twinkies that day too.