Tricks Of The Trade

One day "Mr. Anger Management" came by to "Mr. Whispers" desk to show him a few tricks of the trade. Well, "Mr. Hotshot" sat in front of Mr. Whispers and he overheard the tricks being exposed. I guess Mr. Anger Management happened to open up a file that belonged to Mr. Hotshot and he didn't take too kindly of his info being messed with.

"What are you doing opening up my file?"

"I'm just trying to teach him how to do something."

"Why are you using MY file?"

"It's ok, I'm not changing anything. I just opened it. This is just an example."

"Well, you shouldn't be opening my file."

"I'll open it if I want to."

"No, you can't do that...."

"What are you gonna do about it?"

And then Mr. Hotshot gets up and leaves. Mr. Anger Management and Mr Whispers are reeling over the eavesdropping. No one was talking to Mr. Hotshot. He just had to butt in and interrupt the session. Here I am cracking up after witnessing this whole fiasco. Mr. Anger Management is furious. He started to whisper obscenities and talk so much crap about Mr. Hotshot.

A few minutes later Mr. Hotshot returns, but this time with reinforcement. He brought along "Mr. Peg Leg", a higher authority. Here I am still laughing inside but staying calm on the outside. Mr Peg Leg is all business. SO he starts to gather all the facts from both sides and eventually sides with Mr. Hotshot.

Again, Mr. Anger Management is furious and ready to cause a ruckus but since Mr. Peg Leg is a higher authority, he has to swallow his pride and follow the orders given. So he takes off since he was proven to be in the wrong.

After Mr. Anger Management is gone, Mr. Hotshot looks at Mr. Whispers and me and asks "What's that guys problem?" I gave one look at him and went back to my work. Eff him!