16 Lunches

Mr. Whispers always has food in the morning and always has home made lunches. They look and smell really good all the time. Sometimes I'm not even hungry but once I catch a whiff of it, I suddenly get the munchies. Some days it's breakfast burritos or tamales or carne asada or something damn delicious. I just want someone else to distract him so when he's not looking so I could take a few bites.

So one day I asked him if he gets up early to make that or if he makes it the night before?

"Neither. My girl made it."

"Damn son! Does she got a sister?"

"No....but she has a cousin."

"Hook a brotha up!"

"Ok, I'll tell her...."

"You got pix? Like on myspace?"

"No, but my girl does.....oh yeah, her cousin is 16 though!"

"Hmmmmm........for lunches........everyday? I think. I could do 16!"

Hahahahahahahaha. Thanks for the hookup Mr. Whispers! And thanks to Mrs. Whispers for all the food you cooked that I ate while Mr. Whispers wasn't looking!