Chicken Of The Sea

One day I was in the break room preparing my lunch when this old cat walks in. He starts preparing his lunch as well....but I can see him eyeing my food. I notice this and I try to block his view by using my body as a shield. Now he can't see my food. Suckaaaaaa! Hahahahahahaha.

And then he asks, "What is that?"

"Chicken."

"Not tuna?"

"No....chicken!" I swear I said chicken, not tuna.

"Where did you get that?"

"Costco."

"For how much?"

"I think it was around $12."

"Wow. That's really expensive. Why didn't you just get Tuna?"

"Uhhhh.....cuz I got chicken!"

"What's the point then?"

"I.....like.....chicken?"

He started saying some other crap but I ignored him and walked away while while he was still talking. He's lucky that I was hungry or else he woulda got a spinning split-legged Van Damme jump kick to the face 4 times in a row.