Monday, August 17, 2009

Stop, Drop and ROFL

One day I was listening to some jams, just minding my own damn business when I heard a loud thud on the other side of my cubicle. "Mr. Nugent" sat on the other side of the cubicle so I started to laugh. I was thinking that he went to go sit in his seat and the seat rolled back so he fell on his arse. So here I am chuckling and I stood up to see the damage cuz I wanted to laugh in his face. As soon as I took off my headphones, I heard Mr. Nugent say "Are you alright?".

So it couldn't have been Mr. Nugent who fell....

Who the hell sits next to Mr. Nugent?

"Mr. Peg Leg"!!!!!

Now I started to feel bad for laughing cuz Mr. Peg Leg is actually handicapped. Eff me!!! So a few other people who heard the thud also came over to try to help and see if Mr. Peg Leg was ok. Here I am standing at my cubicle trying to hold my laugh in and pretending to look concerned.

So I immediately emailed Mr. Nugent, cuz I didn't want to go over and talk about what just happened all out loud. "WTF just happened? Did homeboy really just eat shiite?"

And the response I got was "Yeah. He said he tripped over the cabinet cuz he wasn't watching where he was going but it looked like his leg just gave out and he dropped. He didn't even want help getting up. He pushed everyone away."

Is it wrong that I laugh at other people's misfortunes? Only if you laugh in their face. Or if they actually get hurt....

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