Spread the Love

One day "Ms. Roofies" and I were in our spot where we like to have some privacy and chill out away from everyone at work. We were doin' our thang, mindin' our own business when all of a sudden someone walks in. We quieted our voices so no one would notice us. I guess we did an excellent job of staying hidden cuz whoever walked just did something that almost blew our cover.

I'm normally one who can keep my cool but when something like this happens, I just lose it. I don't kow why. It might be because I'm immature and do this on a regular basis and I find great satisfaction to know that someone else is doing this too. It just puts a smile to my face.

So what did this person do that made us almost blow our cover? FART!!!!! It was a nice, juicy, wet one. You could totally hear the liquid as it splattered onto their underwear. You know this person had to lift their leg above their stomach to get that kind of tone. And you can't bend your knee or else you get a different kind of tone. This was a thing of beauty. Right when I heard it, I looked into Ms. Roofies eyes and it was like magic. We couldn't contain ourselves. It was like 2 kids who just found a jar of cookies. We were that giddy. I look forward to lighting someone else's eyes the way this person did to mine. Spread the joy, spread the love, and spread the cheeks to get that great sound.