The Delivery Room

I was in the delivery room giving birth to a food baby when I heard someone come in and they made it rain, R. Kelly style. I know pretty much the entire office by the shoes they wear. They might as well as put my computer in the delivery room since I'm there so much. But anyways, after the showers of gold stopped pouring, homeboy washed his hands and was headed out the door. And the next thing I hear is a loud thud!

"Jesus Christ!!!!!"

Someone had just slammed the door right into him. All I hear is a little apology and then feet scuffling making their way into the handicap stall. Another food baby on the way but this one was urgent. No care for other people in the path. The dilation on this one must have been at least 3cm and the contractions were probably 5 minutes apart lasting for about 45 seconds each. That baby was eager to get out.