Give It To Me

It was just a regular day at the office and not that many people were around. It was just me, "Ms. Jaeger" and a few other people so it was pretty quiet. Ms. Jaeger joined me in my cubicle for some non-work activities.

I had something good in my hand and I saw her eye f*cking it. I knew she wanted a piece so I said "What are you waiting for?"

"I dunno, I'm scared...it's just looks so...pink!"

"Here....just close your eyes and tilt your head back. Now, open your mouth. Imma stick it in...."

"Mmmmmm! Oh my god! I want some more...."

A head from the next cubicle over pops up and look directly at us. It's "Mr. Drudge" and he asks "What are you guys doing? It sounds very inappropriate from over here!!!"

I look at Ms. Jaeger and then back at Mr. Drudge and say "What are talking about?"

"Close your eyes? Tilt your head back? Open your mouth?"

Me and Ms. Jaeger look at each other and immediately begin cracking up. We didn't even realize that it sounded that way. I was just eating a burrito and I was offering her some. She declined cuz of the way it looked but once she tasted it, she wanted more. Hahahahahaha.