Abstinence on Ice

A few months ago, "Mr. Sanders" and "Mr. Dirty" happened to be in the lunch room at the same time. The age difference between the two is probably 50 so they hardly ever talk. So Mr. Sanders decides to strike up a conversation.

"Have you heard that new song Sex On Fire?"

::Chuckles at hearing the song title:: "What?"

"That song by Kings Of Leon?"

"Uhhhh...never heard it."

"So they must be a new band?"

"I'm not really sure"

"I really like that song!"

Just the other day, "Mr. Nixon" was at the printer and Mr. Sanders passed by and struck up a conversation with him. Again, the age difference between the two is about 50 so what do they have in common?

"Hey, are you going to the concert?"

"What concert?"

"Kings of Leon..."

"Oh..."

"...at the open air theater at SDSU."

"I didn't know about it."

"You like that song Sex On Fire?"

"Yeah, it's pretty cool."

"So, are they a new band?"

"I think they've been out for a while..."

"Oh, so this is their breakout hit then?"

"Yeah."

"So do they have other albums or is this their first one?"

"Uhhhhh....I'm not really sure."

::awkward exit::


I'm beginning to think that Mr. Sanders has a routine for picking up young boys. Listen to songs on the radio that have suggestive lyrics and have been out for a year or two and then invite them to the concert in hopes of getting them drunk to take advantage of them.

Note to self: If Mr. Sanders ever askes me about Kings Of Leon, bring up the show "To Catch A Predator" and if he's seen the latest episode.