The Banana Incident

There are a couple cats here at the office who like to criticize my eating habits. So sometimes when I'm eating, I intentionally stare at them so they know that I don't care what they say cuz imma eat whatever the hell I want to and they can suck it.

One day I was eating a banana and I was staring right at them. But I wasn't eating the banana in a normal fashion. Hahahahahaha. Let's just say it was a little bit sensual. Well, they were getting a rise out of it. They were laughing their asses off. But they started laughing even harder when they noticed someone, who was behind them, watching the whole thing also. God bless her soul. This little, old lady happened to witness me deepthroat a banana and I don't think she can ever look at me in the face again. She had this face of shock. Kinda like she saw a ghost or something. I don't think she's ever seen anybody do that in public before. I'm pretty sure she's scarred for life.

I haven't spoken to her since the incident. I usually have conversations with her every other day or so but I think she might be afraid of me now. She probably thinks I do that stuff on the regular. Hahahahahaha.