Cookies anyone?

Do you ever have someone at work bring in goodies for the office to have and enjoy. At my office we have many who bring goodies, however one in particular does it often and when you get one oh his goodies he’ll keep an eye on you.

You notice the goodies and like a normal person you go to investigate it and politely ask may I have one? He then replies “sure” little do you know this is all a web that is spun to catch his victims. Many have become aware of this guy I call Night Crawler. They are aware to his games. But yet many fall victim to his sugary sweets that he uses to plump you up and make you feel ill of what I call the morning sugar crash.

Honestly I wouldn’t take water from this creepy night crawler because he showed me his true colors one day. Frankly I can’t trust anyone who sits in the dark in front of there computer before its time to punch in for god knows who long. Or anyone who dates people old enough to be there great grandma, that’s just sick!

He tends to go after people who are not as intelligent much like me but either way be cautious. Just ask yourself if a hairy blue monster with crazy eyes was giving you cookies would you take them? Prolly not and yes he does look like the cookie monster with a Hawaiian shirt. Consider that a description to go by.