Poppin' Pills

So we were at the company Billiards tournament just loungin’ and goofin’ off before the whole ordeal got underway. And one of my teammates, “Mr. Cocky”, busted out two bottle of pills and proceeded to pop the stuff into his mouth. We all looked at him like “What the hell is that? Steroids?”. They were in a prescription bottle but it sure didn’t look like prescription pills. So my other teammate, “Terry Funk”, blatantly asked “What’s that for?”.

Mr. Cocky: This one is antibiotics *shakes bottle in right hand* and this one is for high blood pressure *shakes bottle in left hand*

Terry Funk: Oh, it looks like you have high blood pressure.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oooohhh, burn!

Mr. Cocky: That’s messed up! *gives Terry Funk dirty look*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Terry Funk: WHAT!?! Did you guys not get the same joke I was thinking?

Mr. Cocky: You’re saying I got high blood pressure cuz I’m fat? Not cool

Terry Funk: No no no. It’s cuz you’re always angry all the time.

Me: Oh…..I totally thought you were saying that cuz he’s fat.