Friday, January 14, 2011

Wasting Time

So I went to the lunch room to grab some milk for my cereal. It was an afternoon snack. And upon entering the lunch room I saw "Mr. Late Night Show Host" standing by the table with a very concerned look on his face. I didn't even try to bother him. I didn't say hi or anything, I just went straight to the fridge. I grabbed the milk and poured it onto my cereal. And after I put the milk away I turned around to see him in the same exact position with the same exact facial expression. I stared at him. After a few seconds of silence and me staring at him he finally turned to me and said "I have a dilemna."

I replied with "Yeah, you look a little lost there."

And he goes "I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna get this all home without spilling." He had a bag full of food and a couple opened cans of beans and corn.

After he said that "Mr. Peg Leg" walks into the lunch room and asks "Are you on break?"

Mr. Late Night Show Host says ".....uhhhh.....no....."

Mr. Peg Leg, being a supervisor, decides to throw his authority around and says "So......you're just standing around wasting time?"

And Mr Late Night Show Host is a witty gentlemen and responds with "...well...what exactly are you doing?"

**Awkward silence**

Mr. Peg Leg isn't so witty so it takes him a few seconds to find some words. "Uhhhh....very important things."

I start cracking up in both of their faces and bolt for the door. I got my milk for my cereal and now it's time to eat. Peace out suckers!

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