Printer Police

Today I got asked by "The Sheriff" if the printer is used a lot. I happen to sit next to the printer so I guess it's my job to monitor the usage of the printer? I told him "Yes, it goes off like every other minute. People from the side of the building come here and use it too." I don't really know if that's true. Hahahaha. But I do get a lot of people talking to me as they wait for things to get printed. That can sometimes get annoying. Thank God for the invention of headphones.

A few months back "The Deputy" aka "Shamone 2" asked me if the stuff that people print are work related material. Ummm.....how am I supposed to know? Do I need to check every piece of paper printed to make sure? When was I informed of this duty? I responded with "Ummm....I see a lot of resumes being printed. Job applications, formal complaints, things like that." Of course The Deputy laughed. She knows I joke around a lot. But this time I wasn't joking. MUAHAHAHAHA.