Curtains and Carpet

I went to grab some ice from the ice machine downstairs. I had my headphones on so I wouldn’t have to talk to random people. As I finished grabbing some ice, I noticed “Mr. Accidental Stalker” looking at me. I still had my headphones on but I made eye contact with him. Mistake on my part. That was his cue.

Mr. Accidental Stalker: I thought you were a new employee

Me: *smiles and walks away*

Mr. Accidental Stalker: So you dyed it, huh?

Me: Yup. *keeps walking away*

Mr. Accidental Stalker: How much did it cost?

Me: Ohhh…I didn’t pay, I did it myself.

Mr. Accidental Stalker: Haha. How about downstairs? *looks at my crotch*

Me: *surprised disgusted look* …..uhhh…..i’d have to grow it out first…..haha?

Mr. Accidental Stalker: HAHAHAHAHAHA

WTF? I don’t even know this guy too well. He just happens to show up at certain places I’m at. And I’m not just talking about work. I was at the bowling alley one day and he was there looking at me. Yeah. You wonder how I gave him his nickname.

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