Public Dressing Rooms

Everyday I go running on my lunch breaks or near the end of my shifts. I bring shorts and an extra shirt to change into and then I change back into my work clothes after the run. Well on this day I decided to run near the end of my shift. It's a lot cooler in the late afternoon around 430-5ish than it is around 1130 or noon. So I come back from my run around 5ish and everyone in the office is pretty much gone. There's only a handful of people left. And none of them sit near me. So I looked around carefully and decided that I'll just change at my desk instead of the bathroom since I was too lazy/tired to go all the way there.

I'm looking around and no one is in sight. So I start pulling off my shorts. And just as my shorts are to the middle of my thighs, the BIG BOSS from Seattle comes walking down the hall and past my cubicle. I spotted him right when he was directly behind me, as my shorts were halfway down and my ass was hanging out. I don't know if he saw me or not, but he didn't say anything.

It was a sign. I decided to finish the rest of my shift in my running clothes.