In Betweeners

When us dudes go pee in the bathroom, we usually leave the door wide ass open or fully closed. One or the other. No in-betweeners.

One day I walked into the bathroom and saw the urinal taken. This particular bathroom has one urinal, one stall, and one handicap stall. Since the urinal was taken and I don't like taking the handicap stall for fear of occupying it while an actual handicap person needs it, I went into the regular stall. The door was 1/2 open, which means unoccupied. So I push the door open and to my surprise, "Mr. Win" is there. Rather than being all embarrassed when you walk in on someone, I simply said "Is there room for 2?"

HAHAHAHAHA!

Right when "Mr. Win" heard my voice, he immediately got startled and stopped his stream. You should have seen his face. Priceless. Lesson to be learned: Close the door or leave it fully open.