All Natural Honey

A little while back, management asked me to head up to Seattle for a business trip on short notice. How short notice? Try 2 hours!!!! I left work early to go home and pack and went straight to the airport. They sent me and "Mr. Peg Leg" to go do some testing on some new software. I'm not sure if the original people going had a dilema and they needed a last second replacement, but nonetheless I ended up going. I wasn't going to pass up a chance for a full expenses paid trip to Seattle. Flight, food, and lodging all paid for by the company. Plus testing the software doesn't take a full work day. I might be in there for 2-4 hours and then I get the day to explore.

Well when we were at the airport Mr. Peg Leg and I had a little bit of time to kill before our flight. So we were talking about random stuff. He was telling about why he doesn't drink any alcohol anymore. And somehow the conversation got into the topic of sex. I started talking about how weird it is for people who are into Golden Showers. And when I looked at Mr. Peg Leg's face, he had this "you're crazy! you dont like that stuff?" look on his face. And then I asked "Are you into that kinda stuff?" He merely replied with a "No comment!" And then I tried playing it off by saying "Well, the opportunity has just never come about. I've never tried it but I doubt I can find someone who is willing to try it." I was only saying that cuz I wanted to hear what he had to say. I started saying some bullshit to try to get him to spill the beans. The only thing he admitted was "I dabbled in it". Hahahahaha

Anyways, we had the option to each get rental cars. We were both staying at the same hotel and both going to the facility to test out the software so I said let's just share one. He was kinda hesitant to do it but I said I'll go anywhere he goes. And then he says "Well....I kinda have to go somewhere when we get to there." I said "Cool. I'm down." I didn't even bother to ask where.

When we landed in Seattle and got the rental car we were on our way. It was already late at night by the time we got there. We're driving around for a while and he can't seem to find the place. I finally ask where we're going. He said "Honey's". I just assumed it was his secret girlfriend or something. After driving around some more he finally finds the place. This isn't someone's house. It had a giant neon sign and no windows. This can only mean one thing.

When I walked in, I thought I was in TJ. This strip club had a different aura to it. Only after we left did I find out the real reason why we HAD to go there. That place sells condoms in the bathroom. It's like one those machines where you put coins in. That's pretty normal to me. A lot of places have those machines in the bathroom. Well, this place actually put them to use....

That's why we HAD to go there. Before we even checked in to our hotel. Hahahaha.