Rules Are Rules

Us guys have strict rules when it comes to restroom etiquette. No direct eye contact and no talking. Under no circumstances is it permissible to break these rules, otherwise you're gay!!!!

Well....the other day I had just come out of the stall when "Mr. Rivers" walks in and posts up at the urinal. I'm washing my hands, minding my own business, when Mr. Rivers decides to strike up a conversation with me. His back is turned to me and he decides to look over his shoulder so he can make eye contact with me as he speaks. I'm answering his questions with single word answers and trying to get out of there as fast as I can. I hate talking to people in the bathroom. So after I answer a couple questions with a simple yes or no, Mr Rivers turns his attention back to what he's supposed to be doing. Peeing. And all of a sudden....

"........Oh shiiiiiiiiiit.........."

"Sup?"

"I just pee'd on myself!!!!"

"Hahahahahaha"

I walked out laughing my ass off. And that is why you're not allowed to talk in the restroom.