Caught In The Act

So last week I was walking down the hallway on my way to grab some ice and water. I noticed someone walking behind me but I didn't really pay any attention to it. In my path was "Mr. I Only Wash My Pants Once A Month" and he stopped me dead in my tracks to tell me how ridiculous my headphones were. I didn't really listen to what he said and I responded with something stupid so I could get on my way. But him having stopped me, allowed the person who was on my tail, to catch up to me.

It was "The Sheriff".

He asked me if I was on break. I told him that I was just gonna grab some water and head back. He then asked me to step into the conference because he needed to speak with me. In private.

Uh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As soon as he closed the door, he said "I have something to show you..."

I looked at his crotch and said "Oh no....."

"....on the computer!"

"Whew. I thought you were gonna show me something else..."

Hahahaha. We have that kind of relationship.

So he opens up a laptop and proceeds to show me a chart. On this chart was various icons. Things like a talk bubble, an airplane, a silhouette of a woman, food, etc. He then explained what each icon represented. All these icons represented a type of website visited.

He then opened up a page that showed my computer activity throughout a typical workday. It had logged everything I've done/visited for every five minutes throughout an entire day. This was just a random day chosen too. And on that day, It was talk bubble icons everywhere. Which basically meant that I was chatting ALL DAMN DAY!!!!! Hahahaha.

Don't get me wrong. It's not like that's the only thing I do. They have records of all my work too. And I do a good job. It's just sometimes I'm waiting for things to load up and I gotta do something else while I'm waiting.

But yeah, ever since that day I haven't used the internet at work and I don't even store any music/pictures/personal files on my work comp. I learned that I have no privacy whatsoever. So for those of you reading this at work, please be careful. They're watching you....

Those of you watching......SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!