It was a hot summer day and the AC wasn't on in my cubicle. So I got up just for the hell of it and "Tiger Ali" happened to pass by. He strutted down the hallway with a popsicle in hand. I stared at him wondering where the eff he got a damn popsicle. The office was steaming hot and I wanted one too. And as he passed by me, I'm pretty sure he noticed me staring at the damn popsicle. So as he's walking away, he turns around to face me and licks the popsicle from the base all the way to the tip. He did this very slowly and he never disengaged eye contact with me. I started cracking up and he didn't say one word. He just walked away eating his popsicle. WOW.
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