So one of my cubicle mates went to Australia last week. When he came back, he brought back some candy to share with us. One of them was some Macadamia Nut clusters and the other was some Maltesers (which is kinda like whoppers). But the Macadamia Nut candy had a red and gold package and I happened to have something that was in a gold "package" as well. So logic tells me to slip this gold "package" in there so a lucky person gets the special surprise.
This morning "Mr. Clean" decided to grab a Macadamia Nut cluster since he saw me eating one. He reached into the bag and got the "package". He held it in the air and said "Is this a condom?"
And I said "No, it's Australian candy. And It's delicious!!!!"
And here comes "Ms. America" and she sees Mr. Clean holding something up and I said it was delicious. So Mr. Clean hands it to her and says to try it. Hahahaha. She's holding it in her hand asking what it is. And after about 2 seconds, she realizes what it is and tries to
dispose of it as fast as she can.
I only wish someone from upper management passed by at that very moment. Hahahahaha.
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