Two In A Row

Have you ever been so lazy that you wore the same pants 2 days in a row? Pants are fine, they never really get that dirty. Not unless you sit or lean against something really dirty. Or if you shart. But other than that, you might even be able to go 3 days in a row if you work in a cubicle. Sitting down in the same chair doesn't get too messy.

But have you ever worn the same shirt two days in a row? To work? I've done in it when I've stayed at home during the summer and there was no school. But I've never done it going to work.

It's one thing to wear something two days in a row if at least it looks clean. If it's showing the wear and tear that goes on throughout the day. When they are visible signs of sweating, the noticeable funk that reeks so pungent that you need to cover it with an entire bottle of Old Spice, the collar starting to get stretched form your double chin chaffing against it, it might be time to change shirts.

If this happens once, no big deal. Maybe you got into a fight with your girl the night before and she kicked you out so you had nothing to wear. That's understandable. But when you do it every Monday and Tuesday for almost two months, it starts to become a problem. Cologne doesn't cover up dirt. Take a shower. Please. And laundry would be nice also. Thanks.