Man what is it about a meat head? The dude who has to show everybody “Hey look at me I’m cool and I want you to know it.” Well there’s one in our office and he is by far the most annoying co-worker ever. As a matter of fact I remember the first time I met this guy. He was very in your face…literally. He has no concept of personal space. “Hey man how’s it going? When are we going out?”
I was sitting at a burger joint enjoying my food with a buddy discussing plans to go to a local brewery when my cell phone starts ringing. I don’t see a number cuz its blocked so I ignore it. Well it rings again immediately so I answer to see who it is. I say hello and it’s the dude, “wait! How did this guy get my number?” He replies “are you gonna pick me up so we can go to the brewery?” What’s going on? Who is this dude and why does he think I’m going to pick him up from work to go to the brewery? That was our introduction and from that point I felt this guy was bad news.
You pass by this maniac at the office and he always has something to say. Don’t get me wrong the occasional hi is good, I can appreciate it, but when he says a greeting two minutes after the first you can’t help but ask yourself, “What just happen?” Why is he asking me how I’m doing when he just asked me two minutes ago? And then when you see him do it to just about everyone he comes across well then it becomes annoying.
So to sum up my case of the overly greeting in your face meathead who thinks everyone likes him, I ask my self this question. Are there anymore like him out there? If so please don’t let these guys get away with what they do.
This guy eventually got the message from me when I would stair him down with disgust when he would pass by and when I wouldn’t acknowledge him with a “Hello or a DAP or fist bump anymore. I’m sorry but I felt enough was enough. And you know what? After speaking to the majority of the office they all felt the same way about him, so that made me feel even better about the fact that this guy truly is what he is…a complete Tool!