Everyday I walk down the halls and occasionally I'll run into people I know. Sometimes I'll stop and chat and other times I won't even look in their direction. On this day, Mr. Highwaters happened to be making his way towards me. And a few yards trailing him was Terry Funk. As we approached an adjacent hallway, Mr. Highwaters did a sidestep as if to avoid me but I was still a good 10 yards away from him. And then all of a sudden I see his shoulders moving side to side while his feet remained planted. My eyes lit up in horror. At first it looked like when a woman shakes her chest like in salsa dancing. And as I got closer, I realized that Mr. Highwaters is a beast in the wild. That corner wall was being used like a tree and he was a bear trying to scratch his back. Terry Funk witnessed my entire facial expressions sequence. I went from being normal to shocked to disgusted to amused and back to normal all in a 2 second time span. So whenever I see Terry Funk in the hallways, I immediately find the nearest wall and begin re-enacting that scene. (:
